These quotes come from John Preskill of Caltech's physics department (and director of their Center for the Physics of Information, which was generous enough to hire me as a postdoc for a couple years). The course in which they occurred was Physics/Computer Science 219 (Quantum Computation) taught in Fall 2005 (a) and then Winter 2006 (b) at Catech. 10/28/05: "Bell had to discover that von Neumann was full of crap." "[laughs] I get so confused by this subject." (this was the lecture on classical vs quantum regions for states) "The norm follows immediately from the definition that I just erased." 11/02/05: "This polytope has a quite complicated geometry in general. [Preskill tries to draw a generic polytope.] See, I can't even draw it, it's so complicated." "I'm not even talking about quantum mechanics yet. That's ok---what I said was right." "The ions are only 10 microns apart. [Preskill draws a figure representing them.] They're actually closer than I just drew them." 11/04/05: "I don't know. Maybe this didn't help you understand teleportation, but it works for me." 02/03/06: "This won't go on too much longer." (on a brief number theory interlude) 02/17/06: "Say you have only four friends --- or only four girlfriends, which is better." (the TA, Panos Aliferis, substituting for Preskill) 02/22/06: "The answer, as usual in complexity theory, is that it doesn't imply anything." 02/24/06: "... which is what I told you last time when I was on the phone with Rachel." (there's a funny story behind this) "It kind of smells like it could be a bit of a miracle that NP problems could be solved by quantum computation... Sometimes you just smelling something." "Yeah, well gravity is a tricky one." 03/03/06: Student: "So today is the last lecture?" (after Preskill just wrote that on the board) Preskill: "Yes, and you're lucky to be here." "But we want to talk about this version of the problem because that's what this case is all about, isn't it?"